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Space Station 26
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Security Chief: We’re sorry, but the Mess Hall and Kitchen have been closed due to... ummm... rat infestation.
Marine: Rats!!
Security Chief: BIG rats. VERY Big rats!!!
Marine: What sort of rats close the Mess Hall AND the Kitchen?
Security Chief: Well...., the ONE in the Mess Hall seems to like ripping your head off and playing with it; and the one in the Kitchen has FRIENDS.
Marine: Where the hell are we supposed to get something to eat, then?
Security Chief: Well, the Tavern hasn’t been overrun, YET.
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